EVERYBODY KNOWS. BUT NO ONE KNOWS 'OWT

This election is an exercise in predestination. The outcomes are predetermined . The public knows its being lied to by all the parties. We know in advance what the result's going to be. Yet no one has any idea of what's going to happen then. We're so comforted by certainties about the next three weeks that we'd rather not think about the troubles which lie beyond Theresa's coronation.

Everybody knows the Tories will win and win big. They're so confident that they're asking for an open mandate to do whatever they want .They'll get it though we haven't the foggiest idea what they'll actually do.

Everybody knows that taxes must go up to pay for our overstrained health service, our underfunded education and to end the long disinvestment in housing but no one's prepared to admit it. So the media can rubbish Labour's plans and create fear of something the Tories will do anyway.

Everybody knows that Brexit will mean bashing Britain's head against a big brick wall .The Europeans are a devious , duplicitous lot committed to humiliate us rather than see sense Yet all British  parties  still claim that they can do it better than the other lot even though in fact none can do owt.

Everybody knows that without a strong Labour opposition  the Tories can do whatever they want, come to any deal or non deal they want, tax as little or as much as they please and make austerity harsher or softer. Yet they still don't mind that Labour will lose seats.

Everybody knows that most of Labour's policies are right and necessary and that the Tories don't have any at all Yet they'll still vote for the latter not the former

Everybody knows that Corbyn is a good, honest man but Theresa is a cold  difficult woman  with a lot of Tory prejudices on grammar schools and immigration but they'll still rubbish him and  elect her.

Everybody knows that British capitalists are a ,lot of greedy, exploitative bastards who'd rather leach on the state and drain their companies than get out and compete in world markets. But they'll still  believe that business iscrippled by tax and regulations rather than its own incompetence.

Everybody knows that Labour benefits the many Tories the few but they don't mind because they feel that they themselves are the frustrated few who deserve a better deal at the expense of lazy, workshy bastards living like pigs, i.e. The rest of the country.

Everybody knows that the economy is kept going only by a huge bubble of debt which is certain to burst at some time. No one wants to know about that

Everybody knows that they'll achieve more together than they can separately .They won't because the British don't like each other that much

Everybody knows that this rant is right but they prefer not to listen to politicians who are  only in it for themselves and have already ruined a wonderful country, despite their own strenuous efforts to make it great.